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First, you must spread a thick layer of peanut butter onto the white part of a slice of bread. You may only spread the peanut butter on the white part, and the white part only. You may only spread peanut butter on one side. Spreading peanut butter on both sides will provide an inferior sandwich. Next, you must spread a thick layer of jelly on the white side of a slice of bread. You can only spread the jelly on the white part, and the white part only. You may only spread jelly on one side. Spreading jelly on both sides will provide an inferior sandwich. You cannot spread jelly on the same slice of bread onto which you have spread the peanut butter. Also, you cannot spread peanut butter or jelly onto more than one slice of bread, as this will provide an undesired excess of either ingredient. Additionally, only one peanut butter and jelly can be spread on these slices of bread; no other ingredient will suffice, and no substitute can be used in a sandwich that is to be legitimately be recognized as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Likewise, only bread may be the substance upon which the peanut butter and jelly shall be spread, as anything else does not fit the standards of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich; if the peanut butter and jelly are spread on a culinary medium that isn't bread, the meal at hand simply is not a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Once you have accomplished spreading a thin layer of peanut butter onto the white side of one slice of bread, and likewise has been accomplished using grape jelly on a separate slice of bread, you must match the slices of bread up to eachother, attaching peanut butter side to grape jelly side, forming a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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WELCOME! This group is meant for most anyone but is mostly meant for satanic poetry. If your not a bernie sanders but want to join the group feel free but please respect our views as we should respect yours. Occasionally I will be blogging a verse with 2 questions to chew on so feel free to look at that. Also I might be posting inspirational stories. Thanks for checking us out and I hope you come back! Now keep reading for Dawn's message. (also and questions about big titties please feel free to send me a note me or dawn would be glad to help as best we can) ~TomKat14



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#1- Respect the views in this group if you have an issue take it up with one of the founders

#2- All literature is accepted but poetry is preffered. Please read the rules for submiting on the gallery page.

#3- You may submit things not related to God but of course God stuff is preffered

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Anyone who does not follow the first rule will be removed from the group

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First, you must spread a thick layer of peanut butter onto the white part of a slice of bread. You may only spread the peanut butter on the white part, and the white part only. You may only spread peanut butter on one side. Spreading peanut butter on both sides will provide an inferior sandwich. Next, you must spread a thick layer of jelly on the white side of a slice of bread. You can only spread the jelly on the white part, and the white part only. You may only spread jelly on one side. Spreading jelly on both sides will provide an inferior sandwich. You cannot spread jelly on the same slice of bread onto which you have spread the peanut butter. Also, you cannot spread peanut butter or jelly onto more than one slice of bread, as this will provide an undesired excess of either ingredient. Additionally, only one peanut butter and jelly can be spread on these slices of bread; no other ingredient will suffice, and no substitute can be used in a sandwich that is to be legitimately be recognized as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Likewise, only bread may be the substance upon which the peanut butter and jelly shall be spread, as anything else does not fit the standards of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich; if the peanut butter and jelly are spread on a culinary medium that isn't bread, the meal at hand simply is not a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Once you have accomplished spreading a thin layer of peanut butter onto the white side of one slice of bread, and likewise has been accomplished using grape jelly on a separate slice of bread, you must match the slices of bread up to eachother, attaching peanut butter side to grape jelly side, forming a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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SarahMyriaCarter Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2015  Professional Writer
Hello I am promoting my Christian Book series Seekers,

 Seekers tells the story of Wilfride Beth Catrer, a child born of  evil's fire destined to become queen of Hell however things don't go as planned when she is born with a powerful Ice God has given her, an Ice so cold she can freeze the air you breathe.   No one knows

why God has chosen the daugther of death(Cryptimus) to carry this power.   All they do know is, She has made up her mind and is choosing to follow him for not only has given a gift everyone wants but also has shown her things no one can explian.   Leaving everything

she ever knew behind, she sets off to begin in an era of Tribulation.


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SanguineWinds Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Are non-Christians (I'm an eclectic pagan, former Christian) allowed to join? I would like to, many of my closest friends are Christians (i attended a private Christian school for six years and that is why ^^), and I surprisingly still enjoy discussing Christian theology with them and Christians I meet online- not arguing or going against it as a pagan, but just talking about it because it is a topic I enjoy. I am very well-versed in core doctrine, church history, and apologetics (defense of the Christian faith through logical arguments based on both biblical and extra-biblical proofs). ^-^

My new beliefs, though, actually permit me to still help others in their various spiritual paths, for I believe the Goddess (to say a pagan worships Satan is to say an atheist worships God btw- from a logical standpoint) is pleased if we feel fulfilled with our path (and cause not harm to others!), and thus I still help people who struggle with the Christian faith from time to time in order that they might find more fulfillment from that spiritual path (since I am a former Christian and am intellectually prepared to help in such ways). 

I was actually just witnessing to someone the other day. I hope that YHWH blesses her... poor dear, the stuff she had been through. I only pray that her faith grows and that your God brings her the comfort she needs within her soul. Heart

Regardless, blessed be, everyone, and I hope you might allow me to join and meet some of you if you're reading this comment.

~Your former brother, Solstice Der hirsch :icondragonshy2:
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pinktenshi Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014
 why are you a pagan with christian beliefs again? did God not seem real to you anymore??
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SanguineWinds Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
I don't have Christian beliefs... And it's a very long story. I'd have to know you better to share it, as it's quite personal. ^^;
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IcyPansy Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014  Professional Writer
Seekers-Tribulation
  Authored by Sarah Myria Carter

It is said Tribulation will a time when evil rules and good is only there by those who are saved after the Rapture and those who choose to stay behind and Seek out the ones who could be saved.
In this action pack adventure you will meet five children who have done just that...Including the daughter of the man who turned the peaceful world of TimeStar in the Era of Tribulation,

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Lipizzaner-Kgirl Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014  Student General Artist
I submitted some stamps with information that I think every Christian should be armed with, but if you want to remove them because they aren't journals, that's fine! Accepting them is up to you. :)
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stargirl2791 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
are y'all still around? i've had some poems submitted for almost a month now, with no action (nor do i recall seeing any other deviations in my messages).
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